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Jul 25

Heidi and Spencer love to take everyday events and turn them into photo shoots so fucking retarded, you'll swear you've been huffing paint all morning. Here some hapless realtor is forced to take part in their shenanigans. But, then again, this man has no soul because he later lied to TMZ about Mr. and Mrs. Cockweasel's real estate potential:
So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they're "serious buyers," although he doesn't think they'll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they're "at least six months" out from being able to afford the bigger house.
Serious buyers who won't pull the trigger. Interesting, Sandro. So, basically, Heidi showed you her boobs, and you agreed to pretend they've got money? Unless a commission shot out of her nipples, congratulations, you're an idiot. The only way these two can buy a house is if you let them pay in forced smiles and chin wax.
Jul 25
0725_michelle_williams_jonze_00.JPG Michelle Williams is dating director Spike Jonze. Spike is the director of the upcoming film Where the Wild Things Are and is currently getting his nuts kicked in for having the audacity to make a kid's movie devoid of fart jokes. But at least he gets to have sex with someone who will constantly compare him to Heath Ledger. Wow, I really suck at cheering people up. Star reports:
"Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips," says an eyewitness who saw the couple together the morning of July 2 leaving Spike's Manhattan apartment. "There was definitely a little bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic."
Okay, I'm willing to believe Michelle Williams is dating Spike Jonze. They're both weird; it works. But here's where Star lost me: "Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips." Who the hell talks like that? May I suggest a more believable dialog: "Tipping his top hat towards the lady, he offered his hand, and together they hailed a horseless carriage. Perhaps a promenade at the tavern would find this evening well. Afterward, sir and madam retired to their quarters for carnal pleasures punctuated with scones and haberdashery." It's almost like you're there!
Jul 25

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The funeral for Estelle Getty was held yesterday, Thursday, in Los Angeles.

Noticeably absent, neither of the three remaining Golden Girls attended.

Both Betty White and Bea Arthur live in L.A., while Rue McClanahan is based out of New York City these days.

Why the no show????

Jul 25

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The sad yet inevitable has happened.

Randy Pausch has passed away.

The former professor at Carnegie Mellon was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year and became an Internet sensation after his inspirational Last Lecture became viral on YouTube.

Pausch subsequently appeared on Oprah and his Last Lecture was recently turned into a book.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and children, whom he dedicated his moving speech to.

Jul 25

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"Pet rabbit credited with saving couple from fire"

Damn, we need a bunny like that! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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Pet rabbit credited with saving couple from fire

A pet rabbit is credited with saving a couple from a fire that swept through their home in the southern city of Melbourne.

Metropolitan Fire Brigade commander Mick Swift said the husband returned home from a night shift early Thursday and heard the family pet, named "Rabbit," scratching at the couple's bedroom door half an hour after he had gone to bed.

Swift said the husband, whose identity has not been released, discovered a fire in a back room and smoke spreading quickly through the house. He was able to escape the house with his wife unharmed.

Swift said the rabbit saved the couple from injury.

He said the blaze caused substantial damage to the house before it was extinguished by four crews of firefighters.

Jul 25


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Yes, Diddy is looking for another assistant - and he's documenting the search on a new VH1 reality show beginning next week.

Well, in a somewhat groundbreaking move, one of the contestants vying to be Puff's P.A. is a tranny.

A gorgeous tranny by the name of Laverne Cox (see above)! And, we're not talking about a drag queen.

She's got the boobies, though we hear she's still got her ding ding too.

Home girl is the FIRST black tranny to be cast on a reality show!

Diddy must have known, right?????

Does Laverne have what it takes to make it as his assistant???? Will she be embraces by the fellow contestants and the hip hop community????

CLICK HERE to watch some video of Miz Cox in action on Diddy's show!

Jul 25

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Every once in a while it's good to pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

This week, Perez has busted his ass for you, our Perezcious. And, it's been well worth it!

We've hit record traffic. We've posted more this week than in any other week before. And we've enjoyed this week so much.

It's great to hit you're groove and be in "the zone."

We have lots of fun things planned for the weekend. We've really been cramming them in with as much things as possible.

Gotta maximize that precious time!

You go out and make the most of it too, ok?

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